I Want Candy
Label: Kidz Bop
GROWN-UPS: READ THIS BEFORE PROCEEDING TO LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM. You do not want to listen to this album. You do not like kids' music. You are far too boring -- um, we mean mature for anything here. What's that? You say you love the hits of the '80s? You sang a mean hairbrush-microphone "Holiday" back in the day? You've been waiting decades for a chipper chorus of Disney Radio devotees to cover "Karma Chameleon"? Well, there's nothing like that here. Nope, nothing cool at all. Just a bunch of kids' stuff, for kids only. So move along. NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED.